The one keyboard to rule them all - after conversion to US-ANSI
This is - in my opinion - the one keyboard to rule them all because
/*pz*/char p[]=" ELPRTWZ";unsigned z[]={553179788,1641}, _=14;main(){while(_--)putchar(p[z[_/012]>>3*(_%10)&7]);}
(K) All Rites Reversed